Tainted Meat Graphic Tee

A true deep-cut for NetHack adventurers — the Tainted Meat Tee immortalizes one of the game’s most infamous moments: realizing too late that your meal wasn’t quite... fresh. Styled in classic retro terminal green, it’s a perfect nod to old-school roguelike humor and permadeath glory. Wear it proudly — because every seasoned player knows: you haven’t really played NetHack until you’ve eaten something you shouldn’t have.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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