Shopkeeper Smackdown Graphic Tee

If you know, you know — one wrong move in NetHack and that friendly neighborhood shopkeeper turns into a whirlwind of righteous fury. The Shopkeeper Smackdown Tee pays tribute to every adventurer who thought they could “just pick that up” and learned otherwise... fast. Printed in classic retro terminal green, it’s a wink to roguelike veterans who’ve been vaporized for 2 zorkmids too many. Wear it as a reminder: in the dungeon, the customer is never right.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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